Looking for the perfect coffee quote to put in a nice card for a coffee lover, or one to adorn your kitchen, or coffee shop? So that when you have your morning cup of Joe, or your guests do they have something to ponder at the same time? We found a selection for you. Whether you want to put it in a card, frame it, paint it on the wall, or simply enjoy reading it here and now. (We are also contemplating that right now half of the world’s quotes would probably not exist if it wasn’t for coffee in the first place. Just imagine what your imagination would look like without coffee to drive it!)
“Should I kill myself, or have a cup of coffee?” – Albert Camus
“As long as there was coffee in the world, how bad could things be?” – Cassandra Clare, City of Ashes
“It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently view it as some kind of recreational activity.” – Dave Barry
“I’d rather take coffee than compliments just now.” – Louisa May Alcott, Little Women
“If this is coffee, then please-bring me some tea. But if this is tea, please bring me some coffee.” –Abraham Lincoln (1809-1865)
“Only one thing is certain about coffee…. Wherever it is grown, sold, brewed, and consumed, there will be lively controversy, strong opinions, and good conversation.” – Mark Pendergrast
“The morning cup of coffee has an exhilaration about it which the cheering influence of the afternoon or evening cup of tea cannot be expected to reproduce.” – Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr., “Over the Teacups,” 1891
“I believe humans get a lot done, not because we’re smart, but because we have thumbs so we can make coffee.” – Flash Rosenberg
“Chocolate, men, coffee – some things are better rich.” – Author Unknown
“Deja Brew: The feeling that you’ve had this coffee before.” – Author Unknown
“I never drink coffee at lunch. I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon.” – Ronald Reagan
“Man does not live by coffee alone. Have a danish.” – Author Unknown
“Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee.” – Stephanie Piro
“No matter what historians claimed, BC really stood for “Before Coffee.” – Cherise Sincalaire, Master of the Mountain
“Police work wouldn’t be possible without coffee,” Wallander said. “No work would be possible without coffee.” They pondered the importance of coffee in silence.” – Henning Mankell, One Step Behind
“Come on, don’t you ever stop and smell the coffee?” – Justina Chen, North of Beautiful
“In Seattle you haven’t had enough coffee until you can thread a sewing machine while it’s running.” – Jeff Bezos
“Actually, this seems to be the basic need of the human heart in nearly every great crisis – a good hot cup of coffee.” – Alexander King
“It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently view it as some kind of recreational activity. I bet this kind of thing does not happen to heroin addicts. I bet that when serious heroin addicts go to purchase their heroin, they do not tolerate waiting in line while some dilettante in front of them orders a hazelnut smack-a-cino with cinnamon sprinkles.” – Dave Barry
“Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat.” – Alex Levine
“The powers of a man’s mind are directly proportioned to the quantity of coffee he drinks.” – Sir James Mackintosh
“Coffee first. Schemes later.” – Leanna Renee
