Could you grow your own coffee in the UK?

The recession and subsequent economic changes have led to a rising interest in self sufficiency, with more people growing their own fruit and vegetables. Home-grown produce is generally healthier, as it’s not covered in commercial pesticides and fertilizers, and it tastes better too as it’s fresher when it reaches your plate. Some crops, such as carrots, potatoes and other root vegetables, are ideally suited to the damp, temperate climate of the UK. Others, such as rice and coffee, have evolved to need specific growing conditions which are very difficult to replicate in the UK. If you’re a coffee lover, you might have considered growing your own beans – but is it really practical?

Climate

The most popular type of coffee bean, Arabica, grows in cool, mountainous regions such as the highlands of Kenya and Ethiopia. The plant likes a fairly constant temperature of between 15 and 24 degrees centigrade, and although a marked difference in temperature between day and night adds to the flavour of the beans, the plants are easily damaged by frost. Although coffee bushes could grow in the UK in heated greenhouses, it would be hard to replicate the conditions of altitude and rainfall they need to thrive, and any crop would probably be disappointing.

Drying

If you did manage to coax a UK coffee plant into producing a crop of green coffee beans, the next step would be to dry them. Without commercial drying equipment, you’d need to sort the fruit to discard any damaged cherries, soak the remainder of the crop to remove the pulp then spread the beans in the sun to dry. As this process can take up to 14 days, it’s unlikely the UK climate would oblige with fine weather for long enough to dry the crop properly – and excess humidity will cause the beans to go mouldy.

Roasting

Finally, any beans that have survived so far need to be roasted. This is the simplest stage of the process, and can be done in an ordinary frying pan, although  a home roasting machine will give better results.

With all this hard work more likely to end in disaster than a well-earned cup of decent coffee, it’s no wonder that coffee plants are only grown in the UK as novelties rather than as a commercial crop.  As most coffee bean suppliers now offer a fantastic range of wholesale coffee from all over the world, it’s far more practical to stick with commercial blends while focussing your attention on growing plants more suited to a UK climate – and don’t forget to collect leftover coffee grounds for composting.

Interesting, Weird And Amusing Facts About Coffee


As with anything popular coffee has a lot of stories surrounding it. Some true, some fictional and some that are in between the two!

Brazil, one of the biggest coffee growing countries in the world did actually not have any native coffee plants. Instead in 1727 Lt. Col. Francisco de Melo Palheta went to French Guiana to mediate a border dispute, but ended up seducing the First Lady. She got so smitten by him during their love affair that as a farewell gift she gave him a bouquet of coffee spiked with seedling! So thanks to love Brazil got their coffee and where would they be without it?

Way back when people didn’t drink coffee – African tribes mixed it with fat to make energy balls.

Coffee is the second most traded commodity on Earth – number one is oil!

Legend has it that Ethipoian farmers discovered the “beneficial” effects of coffee when their goats munched on the beans and started “dancing” and appearing frisky…

At one point in time in the coffee producing country of Brazil, they had such a surplus of coffee they tried making plastic out of it, amongst other things. We are not sure we want to know all the things they tried…

In 1675 the King of England banned coffee as he believed people got together in the coffee houses to say bad things about him…our question is: did he ban the pubs too? Then again, maybe coffee is a more potent ally in war than beer. Beer could make one’s aim a bit…blurry!

Jim Henson, the creator of the Muppets, got his start doing ads for coffee! Is the Swedish Chef in the Muppets a coffe-o-holic is the natural follow up question!

If you have dark wood furniture you can cover up scratches by dabbing some strong coffee on there with a cloth. Just wipe it down and let it dry a few times until it gets the right colour!

The term Americano comes from the GIs in WWII who asked for espressos that they then diluted with hot water to make them weaker. Thankfully it did not seem to make the soldiers themselves any weaker!

Shade Grown Coffee – An Environmental Bliss

Shade grown coffee might cost a penny or two more to buy, but it might be well worth your money. According to recent studies it does the environment a whole lot of good.

If you clear wooded “shade” plantations first of all it will hurt the biodiversity as the animals that used to live there will either have to move, or if they can’t, will die. It also makes it more difficult to control pests and can lead to crop losses. If pest control isn’t possible, people usually take to poison and sufficient to say most of us prefer as organic coffee as possible. Mainly because we won’t have to get the poison in our bodies, but also because poison doesn’t just kill the pest, but also animals that come across it.

“As you go to more and more open agriculture, you lose some bird groups that provide important ecosystem services like insect control [insect eaters], seed dispersal [fruit eaters], and pollination [nectar eaters], while you get higher numbers of granivores [seed and grain eaters] that actually can be crop pests,” Ça?an H ?ekercio?lu said in a University of Utah press release about a study in the Journal of
Ornithology.

Apparently the only birds that seem to prefer open farmland is the seed eaters, who might lead to a profit loss, as they eat the seeds you plant!

In a time when the environment is becoming more and more precious to us the more we can do to help it, the better. After all it would be lovely if generations to come still had a rainforest to visit. Not only does it provide plenty of oxygen for the planet, as well as stunning beauty, it also provides a lot of different plants that might very well contain cures to various diseases, such as cancer.

All of us aren’t die hard environmentalist whose main purpose in life is spending time lobbying for Greenpeace, but it’s nice to know that there are small, simple things one can do, such as paying two pennies extra for shade-grown coffee, cacao, cardamom and yerba-mate!